Dear Abby, is it true that all chivalry is dead? How do I know if I’m just accepting the bare minimum or actually being treated right? I wonder if I am just settling.

At the end of the day Rat City is not Atlantis. It has its woes. Come to think of it, Atlantis probably has its issues — that patriarchal leadership and all. While I was away, I forgot about the trials and tribulations of taking my three reusable bags full of groceries — that really should have been four — onto the crowded bus. 

Lately, I’ve been watching a lot of the Game Show Network with my roommates. We’ve seen numerous episodes of “Family Feud” and have subsequently agreed that as a family, we would dominate and bring...