Time Magazine is reporting that the South American Pacu, a “ferocious testicle eating fish” has been found in the River Seine in Paris. So we here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what is each school’s worst nightmare, because for our male editors, that fish is pretty terrifying.
CGS: Two capstones.
COM: COM Lawn becomes a parking lot.
SMG: Their Starbucks becomes a grassroots, collectivist, organic tea shop that only barters.
SHA: An earthquake during souffle class.
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SAR: The cadaver in the cadaver labs is actually alive.
BU Athletics: Boston College gets a NIKE Field and it’s a lot nicer than the New Balance Field.
Dean Elmore: a fish in the Charles that eats bow ties.
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