Dear Fishstick,
The university has recently put me on disciplinary leave, pending a psych evaluation. Even though I don’t think I need it, would you be willing to take me on as a client?
Sincerely,
Moose

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Dear Fishstick,
The university has recently put me on disciplinary leave, pending a psych evaluation. Even though I don’t think I need it, would you be willing to take me on as a client?
Sincerely,
Moose