An Iowa man was jailed without bail Tuesday after allegedly assaulting his wife with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what the toy weapon of choice would be for people at BU.
CGS: Safety scissors.
President Brown: Mustache wax.
COM: A Venti iced coffee.
ENG: Their inflatable girlfriend.
SMG: Daddy’s bodyguard.
BU Housing: Confiscated Keurigs.
CFA: Their diplomas.
FreeP: The old, dusty iMacs in the newsroom.