This week, The New York Times reported that Washington State University started selling its own brand of meat. So we here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what each school at BU would brand…
CGS: Would brand themselves because they didn’t understand the assignment.
COM: Would brand themselves because they did understand the assigment
CFA: Would refuse to brand anything, because branding is selling out.
ENG: Calculators
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SHA: Napkins and Wine
Dean Elmore: Bow ties
BU Athletics: Lycra sportswear
SMG: Cigarettes, which they would sell to CFA
The FreeP: Pillows
